28 February 2015

#Selfie Stick #Haiku


The Selfie Stick. Ugh!
The only thing that can make
selfies more absurd.

27 February 2015

26 February 2015

25 February 2015

Public Rudity #Haiku


"CRUNCH, crunch, crunch, munch, munch."
While talking on the phone. LOUD.
Think I'll scream now, thanks.

24 February 2015

23 February 2015

22 February 2015

21 February 2015

#Spring has Sprung #Haiku


Mild weather, warm temps.
Means the start of lawn mowing.
Smell fresh cut grass, sweat.

19 February 2015

18 February 2015

17 February 2015

16 February 2015

#PresidentsDay #Haiku


It's Presidents Day!
Lauding two of the greatest.
Sure could use them now.

15 February 2015

#Insomnia #snoring #Haiku


Insomnia SUCKS!
Two nights, no sleep, tired blogger.
Something's got to give.

14 February 2015

13 February 2015

11 February 2015

10 February 2015

09 February 2015

#Sickday #Sleepless Night #Haiku


Sleepless night last night.
Who kept who awake? Who cares?
We're both exhausted.

07 February 2015

06 February 2015

Time Waits for No One #Haiku


Where have the years gone?
"Yesterday, when I was young..."
"The world has moved on."

05 February 2015

#Vandalism #Haiku


Vandalism sucks.
Pointless destruction of stuff
by some worthless putz.

03 February 2015

Slow Day #Haiku


Clock's moving backwards.
Like slogging through molasses.
Missing my Lover.

02 February 2015

01 February 2015

New #iPhone6 #Haiku


Wife got iPhone 6.
Won't see much of her today.
Made her happy, though. :^)