31 May 2015

30 May 2015

#NewTires #Haiku


New tires for the car.
Good thing this only comes once
every 4 years. $Ouch!

29 May 2015

28 May 2015

#IRSHack #Haiku


Taxman data breach.
IRS steals your money,
outsourced ID theft.

27 May 2015

26 May 2015

#TexasFlood #Haiku


Texas, OK Floods
Homes, lives lost. Roads are rivers.
Wide devastation.

25 May 2015

24 May 2015

#JohnNash #RIP #Haiku


Nobel Prize Winner
Portrayed in "Beautiful Mind"
John Nash, killed: car crash.

23 May 2015

22 May 2015

21 May 2015

#OfficerOrozco #Haiku


Omaha cop killed
day before maternity
leave to start. Tragic.

20 May 2015

#IranNukeDeal #Haiku


Iran Nuke Deal stalled
Tehran says no inspections.
Nonsense deal without.

19 May 2015

#Walmart Earnings #Haiku


Bentonville trouble.
Wal-Mart misses estimates.
Low-end shoppers balk.

18 May 2015

#MtStHelens #Haiku


Mount Saint Helens blew
Thirty-five years ago. Wow.
Time, like mountain, flew.

17 May 2015

#JusticeforBoston #Haiku


Death for Tsarnaev.
Indiscriminate killing
forfeits his own life.

16 May 2015

15 May 2015

#RIP #BBKing #Haiku


Bluesman B.B. King
Pure magic on a guitar
The thrill will live on.

14 May 2015

#Amtrak188 #Haiku


Amtrak derailment
What was it doing going
that fast, Engineer?

13 May 2015

#Samsung #Washer #Haiku


Bought a new washer.
Snazzy electronic job.
Same brand as my phone O.o

12 May 2015

11 May 2015

10 May 2015

#MothersDay #Haiku


Only Mom I knew.
Adopted me at 6 months.
Gone 8 years. Ages.

09 May 2015

#Saturdaylabor #Haiku


Sunday. Day of rest.
'Cause this Saturday sure ain't!
Workin' my tail off.

08 May 2015

#A10Warthog #Haiku


Killing the A-10?
High success combat aircraft.
Killed by politics.

07 May 2015

#Deflategate #Patriots #Haiku


Doc says Brady knew.
Will it deflate his ego?
Or his playing time?

06 May 2015

Pre #MothersDay #Haiku


Farmers market day.
Picked up flowers for my wife.
Early Mom's Day treat.

05 May 2015

04 May 2015

#StarWarsDay #GraceLeeWhitney #Haiku


Star Wars Day, it is.
But it's Star Trek that's mourning.
RIP Grace Lee Whitney.

03 May 2015

#ParentingTime #Haiku


I-5 corridor.
Taking my kids back to WA.
Lonely car ride home.

02 May 2015

#LaundryDay Blues #Haiku


Washing machine blues.
Springs a leak, laundry room floods.
Man, these things ain't cheap!

01 May 2015

#HR #Hiring #Haiku


"Overqualified."
Lousy reason to reject
your best candidate.