31 August 2015

#RIPJamesEarlJones #Haiku


RIP to James Earl Jones
Voice of Vader, but n'er a
nicer guy you'd meet.

30 August 2015

#DoctorWho #Haiku


Building Tardis bed
for my stepdaughter. Project
harder than I thought.

29 August 2015

#SemicolonProject #Haiku


New tattoo today.
Semicolon Project for
mental health support.

28 August 2015

#OnlineGaming #Haiku


Playing Commanders
Online game like Empire Z.
It's quite addictive.

27 August 2015

#BurgerDay #Haiku


U S Burger day!
Double mushroom and swiss, with
bacon, no ketchup!

24 August 2015

#BlackMonday #Haiku


Stocks plummet, oil down,
gold is off, no safe harbor.
Tough day for brokers.

23 August 2015

#Wildfires #Haiku


Terrible wildfires!
Smoke blanketing much of the<
Willamette Valley. :^(

22 August 2015

#Anniversary #Haiku


Celebrating two
with my awesome wife and friend
weekend getaway!

21 August 2015

#StockMarket #Haiku


Stocks down 500
China,oil, Fed rate worries.
I'm still no more broke! :^)

20 August 2015

#Korea #Haiku


Koreas trade fire
Sixty year old cease fire, is
it about to end?

19 August 2015

#JaredFogle #Haiku


Subway's Fogle is
prison bound. Won't get his fav
foot long there, I'll bet.

18 August 2015

#NorthwesternFootball #Haiku


Northwestern players
can't unionize. A blow dealt
to labor unions.

17 August 2015

#BangkokBlast #Haiku


Bombing rocks Bangkok.
Aimed at tourists. Politics?
Or terrorism?

16 August 2015

#BackToWork #Haiku


Back to work Monday
Disneyland was fun, but I
will like the quiet.

15 August 2015

14 August 2015

#Legoland #Haiku


Legoland Hotel.
Better than Disneyland, but
WAY more bratty kids!

13 August 2015

#iPhone6 #Haiku


Finally gave in
Got an iPhone 6 today
Better than Android?

12 August 2015

#WetPhoneBlues #Haiku


Your swimsuit pocket.
Not a good place for your phone.
Does the rice trick work?

11 August 2015

#WalkingDisneyland #Haiku


Walked miles yesterday.
Thousands of steps in Disney.
My feet will sue me.

10 August 2015

#Disneyland60 #Haiku


Disneyland, Day One.
Walk and walk and walk some more.
Fastpass saves NO time.

09 August 2015

#DisneyResort #Haiku


We're At Disneyland!
Two adults, four kids, all packed
in one hotel room!

08 August 2015

07 August 2015

#TakeAStand #Haiku


There is no better
time to take a stand than when
you must stand alone.

06 August 2015

#ParkingTicket #Haiku


A parking ticket.
My own fault, lost my permit.
At least they halved it.

05 August 2015

#AlarmClock #Haiku


Sleeping so soundly
this morning when the alarm
clock rang. Evil thing.

04 August 2015

#AtlantaBraves #Haiku


My Atlanta Braves
Not pitching like golden years
Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz

02 August 2015

01 August 2015