#Selfie Stick #Haiku

The Selfie Stick. Ugh!
The only thing that can make
selfies more absurd.

#Spock 's #VoyageHome #Haiku

"He's dead, Jim." Oh, no!
Farewell, Leonard Nimoy. You
Lived long and prospered.

#ClassAction #Lawsuits #Haiku

Class actions. A scam.
The attorneys get million$
The aggrieved? 5 bucks.

US #Iran Negotiations #Haiku

Netanyahu stands.
He won't be cowed by Iran.
Understands the threat.

Public Rudity #Haiku

"CRUNCH, crunch, crunch, munch, munch."
While talking on the phone. LOUD.
Think I'll scream now, thanks.

Another #Sleepless Night #Haiku

Wake up exhausted.
But bedtime? Completely wired.
Always so tired, it's sad.

#Ninjutsu lessons #Haiku

Learning Ninjutsu.
Hard part is my accent. Think:
Redneck Japanese.

#Hiking #BaskettSlough #Wildlife #Refuge #Haiku

Baskett Slough Refuge.
Hiked a couple mikes today
Good times with wife, kids.

#Spring has Sprung #Haiku

Mild weather, warm temps.
Means the start of lawn mowing.
Smell fresh cut grass, sweat.

#Weekend with (almost) all the kids #Haiku

Drivin 5 tonight.
Picking up my kids in WA
One weekend this month.

#RIP #JeromeKersey #Haiku

RIP Jerome Kersey
Beloved former Trailblazer
Good guy gone too soon.

#WarOnTerrorism #Haiku

War is never best,
but sometimes the best answer
that's available.

#StrugglingFaith #Haiku

A Crisis of faith.
Can't muster a mustard seed.
The heavens seem brass.

#PresidentsDay #Haiku

It's Presidents Day!
Lauding two of the greatest.
Sure could use them now.

#Insomnia #snoring #Haiku

Insomnia SUCKS!
Two nights, no sleep, tired blogger.
Something's got to give.

#ValentinesDay #Haiku

Valentines' Weekend
Cozy cottage at the beach
with my awesome wife!

#Oregon #Governor #Kitzhaber #Scandal #Haiku

Good grief, Kitzhaber!
You're embarrassing the State.
No choice, must resign.

#Grizzly #Bear # Globalwarming #Haiku

Hibernating bears
waking early, mild winter
grouchy, no coffee.

#RIP Coach #Tarkanian #Haiku

Coach Tarkanian
Hall of Fame towel chomper
RIP Tark the Shark

#RIP #RadioShack #Haiku

RIP Radio Shack.
Where will we get transistors,
vacuum tubes, cathodes?

#Sickday #Sleepless Night #Haiku

Sleepless night last night.
Who kept who awake? Who cares?
We're both exhausted.

#SAR #Training # Haiku

SAR Academy
Map and compass, GPS
Equipment pack check.

#Rainyday #Haiku

Lazy, rainy day.
Just want a book, coffee, and
snuggle with my Love.

Time Waits for No One #Haiku

Where have the years gone?
"Yesterday, when I was young..."
"The world has moved on."

#Vandalism #Haiku

Vandalism sucks.
Pointless destruction of stuff
by some worthless putz.

#Grammar #Syntax Error in #WSJ #Haiku

Quote in WSJ
"...concerns are hyperbola..."
Wrong word, idiot!

Slow Day #Haiku

Clock's moving backwards.
Like slogging through molasses.
Missing my Lover.

#SuperBowlXLIX #Haiku

Wow! What a finish!
Wilson deserves better, but
that play was awful.

New #iPhone6 #Haiku

Wife got iPhone 6.
Won't see much of her today.
Made her happy, though. :^)