Unspeakable Crime #Haiku

Salem man is charged.
Sex abuse. Child is seven.
Need a tall tree, rope.

#Germanwings #Haiku

Pilot suicide.
How did warning signs get missed
before tragedy?

#PalmSunday #Haiku

Rode on a donkey
To shouts of praise. 5 days hence,
they screamed "CRUCIFY!"

#Solitude #Haiku

"Silence is golden."
Sometimes fleeting, sometimes craved.
Sometimes maddening.

#MarchMadness #Kentucky #Haiku

Down to Elite Eight.
Can anyone stop KY?
Someone, SOMEONE please!

#USIsrael #Diplomatic #Relations #Haiku

U.S./Israel
O & Bibi:oil/water
Relations at low.

#BoweBergdahl #Desertion #Haiku

Bowe Bergdahl is charged
with desertion. Could face life.
Will this be justice?

#FantasyBaseball #Haiku

Fantasy baseball.
Only draft was yesterday
Too casual fan.

#TedCruz2016 #Haiku

Ted Cruz is running.
Too far right to win it all.
Won't seek common ground.

#MarchMadness #RIPmyBracket #Haiku

My bracket is toast!
Too many good teams losing.
'Nova cost me big!

#Petpeeve of the Day #Haiku

Once more: sharp metal
objects ruin non-stick pans!
Don't toss in the sink!

#Shopping for #Wife's #Clothes #Haiku

Shopping is torture!
Many sizes, marked the same?!?
Will it fit?? Won't it??

#Weeds in my #Lawn #Haiku

Weed season is here!
Pull every bugger in sight!
I want perfect turf!

#Fed Issues Not-so-guiding Guidance #Haiku

Fed guidance murky.
Higher interest rates coming.
When? Anyone's guess.

#OilPrices versus #GasPrices #Haiku

Oil falls, but not gas
Pump remains stubbornly high.
Rise is fast; fall, slow.

#CrefloDollar Wants a Faster Jet #Haiku

Creflo wants a jet.
"Go ye into all the world?"
Seems in a hurry.

#Drivinginastorm #Haiku

It's the ides of March.
Stormy day along I-5.
Winds whip. White knuckles.

#PiDay #It'sNotTheREALPiDay #Haiku

It's Pi day? Not Quite.
6:53, 3/14
1592.

#Investing #Haiku

Invested in stocks
Lost 10% off the bat
Time to buy some more.

Finding a Doctor #Haiku

Getting appointments.
"Yes, we take your insurance.
Can see you in June."

#JimmyGrahamtrade #Saintsgonecrazy #Haiku

A top two tight end,
for a barely first round pick
and an O lineman?!?"

The Online You #Haiku

Your digital life.
Who will get it when you die?
Do you know/have planned?

#Allergyseason #Haiku

Allergy season
Strikes with a vengeance today.
Runny nose, sore throat.

Shortened Weekend #Haiku

Weekend's gone again.
And an hour's less sleep today
Double whammy, sheesh!

Banner Day for My #Blog #Haiku

Four hundred hits, wow!
My blog had a record day!
Must have been a bot.

#Starbucks #Burntcoffee #Haiku

First Starbucks in months.
Burnt beans. Reminds me why I
like Dutch Bros better.

#IranianNuclearDeal #Haiku

Not just Israel.
Saudis, Egypt, UAE
all fear Iran deal.

#OppositesAttract #Haiku

In any convo,
I will likely quote Churchill.
Wife will quote Spongebob.

Predatory Lending #Haiku

Springleaf buys One Main.
Nation's top sub-prime lender.
Same bite, bigger shark.

@WilliamShatner misses #Spock'sFuneral #Haiku

Lay off Bill Shatner
for missing Spock's funeral.
He spoke at first one!

#Ninjutsu #Sparring #Haiku

Day after first spar.
Every muscle sore, aching
Hiking to work out.