#RipSuzanneCrough #Haiku

Tracy Partridge dead
Bonaduce still alive.
Who woulda thunk it?

#ISS Supply Ship #Haiku

Russian spaceship lost
Space station astronauts must
order Jimmie John's.

#BaltimoreRiots #FreddieGray #Haiku

Nothing says I care
about justice for victims
like fires and looting.

#Hypocrisy #Haiku

Hypocrite. Strong word.
Before branding on others,
examine yourself.

#Change Is #Inevitable #Haiku

Inevitable.
Either your situation
will change, or you will.

#NepalEarthquake #Haiku

Huge quake rocks Nepal
10 dead on Everest, more
in the capital.

#MarathonBomber #Haiku

Tsarnaev flips bird.
Keep that finger to yourself
where you're goin', punk.

#Hostages Death by #Dronestrike #Haiku

Two hostages killed
in drone strike. A tragedy.
Inherent risk, though.

#Hillary's Quandry #Haiku

Hil's bane: Free trade pact.
Prez supporting, Unions not.
Splitting the Dem base.

Bleak #Retirement Statistic #Haiku

Recent study shows:
One third have NO retirement.
Only work til death.

#MarcoRubio2016 #Haiku

Marco Rubio?!?
We elected one Novice,
see how that worked out?

#MinimumWage #Haiku

Minimum wage hike.
A zero-sum game. SOMEone
has to foot the bill.

#SaturdayMorning #Haiku

Lazy Saturday
Homemade biscuits and gravy,
sausage. Served in bed.

#SunnyFriday #Haiku

Sunny skies prevail.
Friday, stuck in the office.
Nearby window taunts.

#SpaceX #Falcon9 #Haiku

SpaceX launch a 10.
But failed to stick the landing.
It's no Kerri Strug.

#AaronHernandez #Guilty #Haiku

Hernandez guilty.
So much talent wasted on
living the Thuglife.

#Haircut #Haiku

Time for a haircut
Hate making time for it, but
lookin' like Sasquatch.

#ThatShipHasSailed #Haiku

Standing on the dock
Knowing that your ship has sailed.
The fog stares back, mute.

#GasPrices at #Safeway #Haiku

Safeway Gas Rewards.
Filled the truck and lawn mower
Saved $15. :^)

#CherryCityComicCon #Haiku

Salem Comic Con
So many meek geeks (few freaks)
Don't make eye contact!

#AllergySeason #Haiku

Scotch Broom in full bloom!
Woe to my poor sinuses!
Evil yellow blooms!

#RandPaul2016 #Haiku

Paul enters the race.
Libertarian leanings.
Like Cruz, too far right.

#SCPoliceOfficer Charged with Murder #Haiku

SC Officer
charged with murder of fleeing
motorist. Justice?

#RIP #JamesBest #Haiku

RIP James Best, Actor.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
"Enos, you dipstick!"

#CaliforniaDrought #Haiku

California drought
reaching historic levels.
Spring storms some relief.

#Resurrection #Haiku

Just an empty tomb
no one ever produced a
body to refute.

#EasterSaturday #Haiku

Busy Saturday.
Egg hunt, new tires, got dog clipped.
Easter church tonight.

#GoodFriday #Haiku

Six hours one Friday
The Holy and the Fallen
reconciled at last.

#WorldAutismAwarenessDay #Haiku

"Hug your Aspie Day!"
World Autism Awareness
He might bristle, though.

#AprilFoolsDay #Haiku

It's April Fools Day
Otherwise known as "Congress
Appreciation."