#RIPJamesEarlJones #Haiku

RIP to James Earl Jones
Voice of Vader, but n'er a
nicer guy you'd meet.

#DoctorWho #Haiku

Building Tardis bed
for my stepdaughter. Project
harder than I thought.

#SemicolonProject #Haiku

New tattoo today.
Semicolon Project for
mental health support.

#OnlineGaming #Haiku

Playing Commanders
Online game like Empire Z.
It's quite addictive.

#BurgerDay #Haiku

U S Burger day!
Double mushroom and swiss, with
bacon, no ketchup!

#WDBJ #Haiku

Evil man kills two
on live television with
their SO's watching.

#RIPJustinWilson #Haiku

RIP Justin Wilson
Indy driver died Monday.
Donates 6 organs.

#BlackMonday #Haiku

Stocks plummet, oil down,
gold is off, no safe harbor.
Tough day for brokers.

#Wildfires #Haiku

Terrible wildfires!
Smoke blanketing much of the<
Willamette Valley. :^(

#Anniversary #Haiku

Celebrating two
with my awesome wife and friend
weekend getaway!

#StockMarket #Haiku

Stocks down 500
China,oil, Fed rate worries.
I'm still no more broke! :^)

#Korea #Haiku

Koreas trade fire
Sixty year old cease fire, is
it about to end?

#JaredFogle #Haiku

Subway's Fogle is
prison bound. Won't get his fav
foot long there, I'll bet.

#NorthwesternFootball #Haiku

Northwestern players
can't unionize. A blow dealt
to labor unions.

#BangkokBlast #Haiku

Bombing rocks Bangkok.
Aimed at tourists. Politics?
Or terrorism?

#BackToWork #Haiku

Back to work Monday
Disneyland was fun, but I
will like the quiet.

#California #Vacation #Haiku

Flying home today.
Our vacation is over.
Tired, but it was fun.

#Legoland #Haiku

Legoland Hotel.
Better than Disneyland, but
WAY more bratty kids!

#iPhone6 #Haiku

Finally gave in
Got an iPhone 6 today
Better than Android?

#WetPhoneBlues #Haiku

Your swimsuit pocket.
Not a good place for your phone.
Does the rice trick work?

#WalkingDisneyland #Haiku

Walked miles yesterday.
Thousands of steps in Disney.
My feet will sue me.

#Disneyland60 #Haiku

Disneyland, Day One.
Walk and walk and walk some more.
Fastpass saves NO time.

#DisneyResort #Haiku

We're At Disneyland!
Two adults, four kids, all packed
in one hotel room!

#Vacation #Haiku

Vaycay starts today!
PDX to ANA
"Disneyland, WE COME!"

#TakeAStand #Haiku

There is no better
time to take a stand than when
you must stand alone.

#ParkingTicket #Haiku

A parking ticket.
My own fault, lost my permit.
At least they halved it.

#AlarmClock #Haiku

Sleeping so soundly
this morning when the alarm
clock rang. Evil thing.

#AtlantaBraves #Haiku

My Atlanta Braves
Not pitching like golden years
Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz

#PoliceLivesMatter #Haiku

RIP Sean Bolton, cop.
Suspect is Tremaine Wilbourn.
#PoliceLivesMatter.

#RIPRoddyPiper #Haiku

RIP Roddy Piper.
Most Scottish Canadian
ever in the ring.

#Rude #LoudEating #Haiku

Should be illegal
to crunch raw vegetables
in a public place.