05 March 2015

04 March 2015

#OppositesAttract #Haiku


In any convo,
I will likely quote Churchill.
Wife will quote Spongebob.

03 March 2015

Predatory Lending #Haiku


Springleaf buys One Main.
Nation's top sub-prime lender.
Same bite, bigger shark.

02 March 2015

01 March 2015

#Ninjutsu #Sparring #Haiku


Day after first spar.
Every muscle sore, aching
Hiking to work out.

28 February 2015

#Selfie Stick #Haiku


The Selfie Stick. Ugh!
The only thing that can make
selfies more absurd.

27 February 2015

#Spock 's #VoyageHome #Haiku


"He's dead, Jim." Oh, no!
Farewell, Leonard Nimoy. You
Lived long and prospered.

#ClassAction #Lawsuits #Haiku


Class actions. A scam.
The attorneys get million$
The aggrieved? 5 bucks.

26 February 2015

US #Iran Negotiations #Haiku


Netanyahu stands.
He won't be cowed by Iran.
Understands the threat.

25 February 2015

Public Rudity #Haiku


"CRUNCH, crunch, crunch, munch, munch."
While talking on the phone. LOUD.
Think I'll scream now, thanks.

24 February 2015

Another #Sleepless Night #Haiku


Wake up exhausted.
But bedtime? Completely wired.
Always so tired, it's sad.

23 February 2015

#Ninjutsu lessons #Haiku


Learning Ninjutsu.
Hard part is my accent. Think:
Redneck Japanese.

22 February 2015

#Hiking #BaskettSlough #Wildlife #Refuge #Haiku


Baskett Slough Refuge.
Hiked a couple mikes today
Good times with wife, kids.

21 February 2015

#Spring has Sprung #Haiku


Mild weather, warm temps.
Means the start of lawn mowing.
Smell fresh cut grass, sweat.

20 February 2015

19 February 2015

#RIP #JeromeKersey #Haiku


RIP Jerome Kersey
Beloved former Trailblazer
Good guy gone too soon.

18 February 2015

#WarOnTerrorism #Haiku


War is never best,
but sometimes the best answer
that's available.

17 February 2015

#StrugglingFaith #Haiku


A Crisis of faith.
Can't muster a mustard seed.
The heavens seem brass.

16 February 2015

#PresidentsDay #Haiku


It's Presidents Day!
Lauding two of the greatest.
Sure could use them now.

15 February 2015

#Insomnia #snoring #Haiku


Insomnia SUCKS!
Two nights, no sleep, tired blogger.
Something's got to give.

14 February 2015

#ValentinesDay #Haiku


Valentines' Weekend
Cozy cottage at the beach
with my awesome wife!

13 February 2015

#Oregon #Governor #Kitzhaber #Scandal #Haiku


Good grief, Kitzhaber!
You're embarrassing the State.
No choice, must resign.

12 February 2015

11 February 2015

10 February 2015

#RIP #RadioShack #Haiku


RIP Radio Shack.
Where will we get transistors,
vacuum tubes, cathodes?

09 February 2015

#Sickday #Sleepless Night #Haiku


Sleepless night last night.
Who kept who awake? Who cares?
We're both exhausted.

08 February 2015

07 February 2015

#Rainyday #Haiku


Lazy, rainy day.
Just want a book, coffee, and
snuggle with my Love.

06 February 2015

Time Waits for No One #Haiku


Where have the years gone?
"Yesterday, when I was young..."
"The world has moved on."

05 February 2015

#Vandalism #Haiku


Vandalism sucks.
Pointless destruction of stuff
by some worthless putz.