27 April 2015

#Hypocrisy #Haiku


Hypocrite. Strong word.
Before branding on others,
examine yourself.

26 April 2015

25 April 2015

#NepalEarthquake #Haiku


Huge quake rocks Nepal
10 dead on Everest, more
in the capital.

24 April 2015

#MarathonBomber #Haiku


Tsarnaev flips bird.
Keep that finger to yourself
where you're goin', punk.

23 April 2015

#Hostages Death by #Dronestrike #Haiku


Two hostages killed
in drone strike. A tragedy.
Inherent risk, though.

22 April 2015

#Hillary's Quandry #Haiku


Hil's bane: Free trade pact.
Prez supporting, Unions not.
Splitting the Dem base.

21 April 2015

Bleak #Retirement Statistic #Haiku


Recent study shows:
One third have NO retirement.
Only work til death.

20 April 2015

#MarcoRubio2016 #Haiku


Marco Rubio?!?
We elected one Novice,
see how that worked out?

19 April 2015

#MinimumWage #Haiku


Minimum wage hike.
A zero-sum game. SOMEone
has to foot the bill.

18 April 2015

#SaturdayMorning #Haiku


Lazy Saturday
Homemade biscuits and gravy,
sausage. Served in bed.

17 April 2015

#SunnyFriday #Haiku


Sunny skies prevail.
Friday, stuck in the office.
Nearby window taunts.

16 April 2015

#SpaceX #Falcon9 #Haiku


SpaceX launch a 10.
But failed to stick the landing.
It's no Kerri Strug.

15 April 2015

14 April 2015

#Haircut #Haiku


Time for a haircut
Hate making time for it, but
lookin' like Sasquatch.

13 April 2015

#ThatShipHasSailed #Haiku


Standing on the dock
Knowing that your ship has sailed.
The fog stares back, mute.

12 April 2015

#GasPrices at #Safeway #Haiku


Safeway Gas Rewards.
Filled the truck and lawn mower
Saved $15. :^)

11 April 2015

#CherryCityComicCon #Haiku


Salem Comic Con
So many meek geeks (few freaks)
Don't make eye contact!

10 April 2015

#AllergySeason #Haiku


Scotch Broom in full bloom!
Woe to my poor sinuses!
Evil yellow blooms!

09 April 2015

#RandPaul2016 #Haiku


Paul enters the race.
Libertarian leanings.
Like Cruz, too far right.

07 April 2015

#RIP #JamesBest #Haiku


RIP James Best, Actor.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
"Enos, you dipstick!"

05 April 2015

#Resurrection #Haiku


Just an empty tomb
no one ever produced a
body to refute.

04 April 2015

#EasterSaturday #Haiku


Busy Saturday.
Egg hunt, new tires, got dog clipped.
Easter church tonight.

03 April 2015

#GoodFriday #Haiku


Six hours one Friday
The Holy and the Fallen
reconciled at last.

02 April 2015

#WorldAutismAwarenessDay #Haiku

"Hug your Aspie Day!"
World Autism Awareness
He might bristle, though.

01 April 2015

#AprilFoolsDay #Haiku


It's April Fools Day
Otherwise known as "Congress
Appreciation."

30 March 2015

#Germanwings #Haiku


Pilot suicide.
How did warning signs get missed
before tragedy?

29 March 2015

#PalmSunday #Haiku


Rode on a donkey
To shouts of praise. 5 days hence,
they screamed "CRUCIFY!"