29 July 2015

#Obamas3rdterm #Haiku


Obama says he
could win a third term. Could be.
No shortage of fools.

28 July 2015

#PoliticalRants #Haiku


Some people can't help
being stupid, but they could
keep it a secret.

27 July 2015

#Summertime #Haiku


Picking blackberries.
How I love to hate them.
Thorns, annoying seeds.

26 July 2015

#BackgroundCheck #Haiku


Handgun background checks.
Depends on good database
Bad base, useless check.

25 July 2015

#Unarmed #ArmedForces #Haiku


Unarmed Marines?!? What?
We train them but don't trust them?
Sitting ducks for nut!

24 July 2015

#Failure #Haiku


The greatest failures
often become the greatest
achievers ever.

23 July 2015

#NASA #Exoplanet #Haiku


NASA wants to find
intelligent life in space.
Few signs of it here.

22 July 2015

#Gout and #Aging #Haiku


Day three with the gout.
Guess my warranty expired
when I turned 50.

21 July 2015

#BlakeShelton #MirandaLambert #Haiku


Shelton, Lambert split.
Country duo divorcing.
Sad. Wish them both well.

20 July 2015

#Trump2016 #Haiku


Trump, just shut up, 'k?
Sideshow candidate before
latest stupid words.

19 July 2015

#Parenting After #Divorce #Haiku


Parenting after
divorce: Hard on the kids, and
parents, step-parents.

18 July 2015

17 July 2015

#ChattanoogaShooting #Haiku


Terror strikes in TN
Another Muslim gunman.
When will we wake up?

15 July 2015

#GreeceCrisis #Riots #Haiku


Flat broke, Greece in flames.
Who paid for the gas in their
Molotov cocktails?

14 July 2015

#IranDeal #Haiku


Iran deal has been signed.
Obama channeling
Neville Chamberlain.

13 July 2015

#GreeceBailout #Haiku


Just hysterical!
Greece now stuck with harsher terms
than ones they just snubbed!

12 July 2015

11 July 2015

#Reunion #Haiku


Sitting listening
to peeps I don't know talk 'bout
peeps I don't know. Sigh.

10 July 2015

09 July 2015

#RIPKenStabler #Haiku


RIP Ken "Snake" Stabler
Raiders, Oilers, Saints QB
SB XI Champ.

08 July 2015

#Semicolontattoo #Haiku


Semicolon tat
Who knew? Supporting depressed
and mentally ill?

07 July 2015

06 July 2015

#NationalFriedChickenDay #Haiku


It's Fried Chicken Day!
Never have been able to
fry it like my mom. :^(

05 July 2015

#GreekReferendum #Haiku


Most Greeks voting "No."
I say, cut the ingrates loose.
Let them pay OWN bills.

04 July 2015

#IndependenceDay #Haiku


Independence Day
Freedom ain't free. Thanks to all
who paid the real price.

03 July 2015

#Wimbledon2015 #Haiku


Wimbledon is on.
Can't get the hang of tennis.
Swing racquet all wrong.

02 July 2015

#OregonSummer #Haiku


So hot in my house
two hobbits just came through and
tossed in a gold ring!

01 July 2015

#OregonPot #Haiku


Pot now legal here.
You can have, even smoke it...
You just can't buy it.

30 June 2015